Madonna Quickie

Reports have stormed in that Madonna and Guy Ritchie could be divorced as soon as next week thanks to their daughter Lourdes who begged them to "stop being mean to each other." However the couple still have a lot to discuss like the custody of their children. Guy wants to keep them in England and Madonna wasn't to take them to America. Also there are rumours that Madonna wants to adopt another child, something guy was always against.

It's Britney Biopic Bitch

Britney Spears is set to star in a movie...all about her. British director Phil Griffin was apparently impressed by Spears in her guest spot on How I Met Your Mother. Weird, how could he have been impressed, her total air time for both episodes was like what? Less than 20 minutes?

Jenny To Dress Up Like Angie

Not not Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt. The star revealed to ET that she will don an Angie Jolie Pitt halloween costume. The ensemble? "lots of babies! And I'm going to look really sultry and really drop dead gorgeous." One word. No.

New Mariah

Her new album is not doing so well (enter Mariah Carey: The Ballads) yet Mimi is still releasing songs. Click here to see her new vid for "I Stay In Love". I like it, well better than the last song anyways.

Here Comes Ugly

British socialite Peaches Geldof is set to guest star on ABC's Ugly Betty. Producers of the show caught Geldofs TV debut where she ran a magazine for a day, they instantly recognised Peaches as a 'trust fund brat' which interestingly is what they're lucking for.

Lohan No Lez

Despite her relationship with Samantha Ronson Lindsay Lohan says she isn't a lesbian. The movie turned TV actress says Sam is the only woman for her and if anything bad happened between them, she would be the last woman.

Beckam Heading Back To England

The soccer star has been offered a multi million dollar deal to head back to his homeland to play for native team the Spurrs. The captain of the spurrs believes David will chose his team over Milan because the move to italy will strain his relationship with wife, fashionista Posh. Which side will Becks choose?